Things You Learn As a Copywriter

There are some things that only a select group of people ever need to know. As a copywriter, my profession subsumes a vast majority of this rather obscure need-to-know knowledge. Today, here’s what I’m left with:

  • It costs less than $800 to get married and have two different Elvis impersonators sing at your wedding. This price includes photography (limit 18 poses) and a copy of Elvis and Priscilla’s marriage certificate. No cake.
  • You can buy tequila flavored sugar water. Yes, just the flavor.
  • The temperature 10 feet below the earth’s surface, in most regions, holds fairly steady at a clement 55 ºF. Lovely.

Sayonara to a weekend of platitudes!